(Just in case you're jerking off on her. All fair... but you need to know)
Well the main reason is cause of the leader of her covenant,
Gwyndolin, which, of course, as is very well established in the game is a transvestite.
So she's a transsexual (for now cause I say so) but Gwyndolin is a conflicted transvestite. He dresses as a woman, and behave as one; but in this world to be a woman in a male body is probably not acceptable. It's ok to dress as one but only as a device, a mean to cheat the fate. So fucking typical of myth. Knowing that Achilles destiny was to die in Troy, his mother Thetis cross dress him and hid him among Lycomedes daughters. Same deal here. Gwyndolin born under the influence of the moon (a female related symbol) destined to achieve great moon powers, but, alas, he was born a male! so his father cross-dress him... to cheat the fate!
In the Greek myth, Odysseus hid a Spear in a cloth basket or something, so when the women went to wash the cloths in the river, Achilles were able to find the spear and recover his will to fight.
The spear of course here is a phallic symbol, (dah!, that's a fancy way of saying it represents his dick). I think is very appropriate that the items and weapons related to the blades of the darkmoon are not really swords (I mean like real swords: fat, hard, masculine, twenty inches swords!) and that Darkmoon Gwyndolin fights with magic and from afar (which in the game as PVP players well know, is a kind of pussy way of fighting).
The player that finds the truth in Dark Souls knows that all the legend of the chosen undead is nothing but a fabricated lie, probably made by Gwyndolin himself to perpetuate the age of fire. But as we know this is the ultimate desire not of Gwyndolin but of his father Lord Gwyn (he even sacrifices his own life in the flame just to extend the age of fire)...
So Gwyndolin in the game is behaving as daddy's little twat. He never ever recover his spear, his manhood, his true self. His insane father castrated him as a child (symbolically), and he's still loyal to the idea of what his father wanted him to be and the ideas of how the world should be... he never rebel to that, even when his father is long-time dead, nothing but an empty fucking Hollow now (which by the way looks like a dry mummy thing in the game). He never rebel to anything.
A very profound and sad story really, and the ultimate meaning of all this and my serious conclusion here is: Gwyndolin probably never knew the sweet delights of laying with a wench and he's the most probably also a virgin in the butt.
(Ah, don't you love Leon?)
I was looking at this image of Gwynevere, a very feminine form, with huge boobs, and thinking... Well this is not real (not talking about the boobs here. Come on dude! stop being such a perv.),
this is just a fake image, an illusion... it shows the idea of a woman in Gwyndolin's mind, in his mind that is how a woman should look like: a projection, a desire that cannot be accepted as one own and so it's place outside in the world. The lady of the Dark calls that a "revelation" and a "guide"... When something is revealed is showing it's true nature... I wonder what sort of revelation and guide she got from that image?...
Anyway, it seems to me only natural that a follower of this insane cult, the blades of the darkmoon, could try to imitate her leader... and to honor her master wanted to dress as a female too.
Besides the game explicitly describes her body: "below just a thin layer of skin, are swarms of humanity that writhe and squirm. Her brass armor serves to disguise this ghastly form." ghastly: something that cause great horror, very shocking, horrible!, also means intensely unpleasant (like in a hot summer day when your balls are all sweaty, that's unpleasant).
Kind of typical for a transsexual here to think of her body as something deformed, not appropriate to her true nature. (With a transvestite is not always the case, often they're happy with their male bodies but just like or get aroused by dressing and behaving as women... because they are Women, right!?)
She's named Darkmoon Knight not knightess in the credits, that is: maybe a cruel joke by Miyazaki and the rest of the gang? (good old Hayao Miyazaki, always with his pervert jokes...) maybe she was in the first draft a male character, maybe just a minor typo?
That's why the lady of the Dark gets so mad when you destroy the fake image of Gwynevere... you're fucking with all that she hopes to be, you are pissing on her dreams, man!!! How dare you??!!! If you just kill Gwyndolin she'll become aggro and all but she'll stay by the bonfire; but if you dare to directly attack Gwynevere's image she will hunt your fuck down! (she's going to your encounter, and you'll find her by the rotating bridge).
If you destroy Gwynevere's Illusion you can even rejoin the Darkmoon covenant after absolving your sins, but the Darkmoon Knightess won't forgive you no matter what, she'll stay hostile.
Symbolically, killing Gwynevere is like ripping apart her clothes and that's the worse thing you could do with this lady, exposing her revolting, disgusting, deformed, GHASTLY body to the world. Can you imagine the rage?! She must really hate your fucking guts, man.
All this puts new meaning to the Lady's words "What you saw around the light of the dark moon shall haunt you forever" she says.
Yeah, symbolically she's talking about cock sightseeing at the light of the moon.
This is also the meaning of the act of joining the Blades of the Darkmoon by kneeling without ever going through the fog door (not casually behind an Illusory wall).
Why is that a crime? Because, is like peeping under a dress. To peep, to spy, not peeping like in 'fucking a penguin', I'm not joking here, is a real word...
and well, about that and dresses, as my mother used to say when I turned thirty four: it isn't right to do that anymore my dear.
"What am I? Well... I am the Keeper of the bonfire. If not for me, what beacon would there be in this lost city? A gatekeeper, and a guide; that is my calling"
And for the people saying that she can't be a trans because all the firekeepers in Dark Souls are women (and apparently transsexuals for this prejudice assholes are not real women) you all seem to forget about the Fair Lady.
So, are you telling me that this thing with a disgusting spider hairy body it's a "REAL" woman?... Well then I tell you: I wouldn't fuck that for sure! (Maybe if it were healthy... but it's not... well you could spare some humanity and then...)
By the way, Did you knew that Spiders are symbols of the vagina dentata? Or like Carl Gustav Jung used to say: The pussy with teeth, the phallic snatch.
And to have intercourse with that it would be like fucking the Gaping Dragon: you don't want to do that!
But then again, maybe you do...
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