Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Alien 3 is a movie about Rape


I think people hate this movie cause is not fun... daaah!; but really, is just depressing.

Symbolically it's a movie about rape. Well, the franchise itself is a very rapey one. Facehuggers force people into fellatio, and the chest burst moment is always sexually violent,
(And the idea of having an alien inside you is reminiscent of an unwanted pregnancy or even fantasies about having a deformed child).




But specially this one. We could say the whole plot is about a woman getting gang-raped, becoming pregnant, and then deciding on having an abortion (and dying in the process) Deep Shit!




Fury 161 it's a penal colony filled with rapist that have found "some sort of redemption", God in the ass-end of space.

"You don't want to know me, lady. I'm a murderer and rapist of women." Says Dillon [BTW Charles Dutton is amazing in this movie. He was really convicted for manslaughter; murdered some dude in a fight (though he claimed it was in self defense), and spent 10 years in a federal prison... While in solitary confinement read an anthology of Black Plays: that's how he learned acting... This dude knows his shit... He's not pretending, he's being there... I try to think of him whenever I hear stories about people like Jared Leto sending used rubbers and dead rats to his female co-workers, cuz he's a serious method actor (Fuck You!)] 

"We've twenty-five prisoners in this facility... all double-Y chromos... all thieves, rapists, murderers, child molesters... all scum." Resumes Superintendent Andrews insisting on the sexual nature of the inmates crimes.

But to this Lost Paradise comes a Woman!

"We view the presence of any outsider... especially a woman, as a violation of the harmony... a potential break in the spiritual unity." (Dillon)

In the Paradise before the Fall there's always a peaceful harmonious coexistence between man and beast: represented in the movie by the relation between the inmates and their dog...

But like in the Genesis tale and other myths of creation, Women are always the cause of the lost of this universal harmony.
Traditionally Women are blamed for the Fall of humanity (and everything really)... The Woman here, with her coming to the planet, turns the dog into a nasty man-hunting Beast (which is how the inmates now, in biblical fashion call the alien)

So it becomes a symbol of that, but also of something even darker: lust, and rape that turns men into beasts.    
  
Andrews is specially concerned about the possibility of Ripley getting raped. He wants to prevent that...  But what's his solution?:

Secluding her "confined to the infirmary. Quarantined" like she were a filthy, sick, disgusting being


"I don't want a woman walking around giving them ideas."

There's a terrible subliminal message here. Victim Blaming: Women are the cause of rape, they shouldn't be allowed to go out alone! 


Young, attractive women, who flirt and wear revealing clothes, are raped. They should wear fucking burkas or something. Also, the idea that once a man is sexually aroused he cannot help himself: he has to have sex.

You don't want that sort of Women-hate message, When the protagonist, the hero of your movie is a Woman (and one of the most awesome female characters in cinema history).

Aliens (1986)-James Cameron movie-, was all about female empowerment... Vazquez with her muscles and big gun, and Ripley. She's the one saving all the marines from the alien's nest. 




By the end of the movie becomes this bad-ass, shooting grenades and a flame thrower, that saves the day, even to macho character Corporal Hicks (blind and helpless like a fucking woosie) 

Instead, Alien 3 is like a depressing reminder of What's the real place of women in the world.

Finally the big subject of discussion after 'rape' (at least in a coffee table with left-wings): an unwanted pregnancy and the consequent abortion. 

Following the religious interpretation, Ripley here is like Lilith, Adam's first wife, a demonic figure who killed her newborn children (she strangled them). Ripley here is killing her baby!

"Why innocents must suffer?" Asks Charles Dutton character while they're dispossing of Ripleys symbolical child: Newt. 



According to the religious view the fetus is innocent.

She killed Newt... I mean she was fine there at the Terraformers base. We know she survived longer than 17 days there. So, I think her chances were good, but then we know what happened. Ripley "rescue" her.

Anyway, here, in Alien 3 the "autopsy" performed on Newt looks very abort-sy to me, with that bloody scalpel... yikes


In the Collective Unconsciousness (as Carl Jung, the patient banger, used to say) the scalpel is always related to abortions. So here, is not an autopsy but a symbolical abortion.

And the noises. They opened a 9-year-old chest with a saw, and you hear all the cracking of bones and slicing of skin: now go on, tell me this movie isn't fucking awesome!

In that final scene, when she throws herself into the fire, she's also having an abortion.

"We've got a surgical bay on the rescue ship. Come with me. You still can have a life. Children. Most important, you'll know it's dead." Says Bishop. 

But, alas... Sometimes the only choice Women have is the dirty illegal clinic over the backyard alley... and that often lead them to not being able to have children in the future (as Bishop reminds her) or even death. (but don't worry they took some blood samples... Omg! who though that could work?) 

Like I said. It's a very profound movie. But Nobody wants to watch a movie about rape, abortion or child molestation. This are horrible things!


IDK maybe I'm blinded by nostalgia, cause Alien 3 was my introduction to the franchise. I mean, I dig it at least as much as the other two. I saw it on TV back in the day and loved it! And in those days you couldn't choose what to watch, so if that night they decided to broadcast Alien 3 you were fucking grateful to your luck! super excited, cause it was so much better than getting something like A walk in the Clouds, The 3 Ninjas, or anything by Jim Carrey (I hate that fucker).

By the way, all I'm saying is not applicable to the Assembly Cut. Soon enough that's all people are gonna watch, millennial newcomers and revisiting old timers; and of course being such a boring cut they'd think Alien 3 is shit. 

Only morons like a cut ordered by a committee, like 10 years later from release to make money with DVD sales, with a bunch of extras unused shots and scenes, the discarded material: What they didn't use because...did not work!


What was the editor's criteria in the Assembly Cut? Well, if it makes for a longer movie is better. 
It doesn't matter if you end up putting a fucking space cow in one of the most awesome Sci-Fy movies from the 90's, if it gives you 15 more seconds is better!

And with the sum of all parts (most of them pointless changes) you end up with a movie that last 2h 24 minutes: in-fucking-tolerable, slow and boring.

People complain CGI in Alien 3 looks bad. You'd be surprise to know most of it is practical: but indeed, it does look bad! So that's Why they decided to leave it out.

"Hey I like the Assembly Cut, you can see what David Fincher was trying to do"

I don't know what David Fincher wanted to do. Nobody knows, probably not even Fincher. He doesn't really like to talk about Alien 3 that much, being such a terrible experience for him and all.

All I heard is some idea of making Ripley and that Golan dude the new Adam and Eve of space, or something, which sounds terrible...

I believe that some degree of Studio intrusion is always good (some, not completely fucking your own movie. But yeah, restraining a little bit the director, cuz as you know they're usually insane... Creativity and madness are very similar. Creative people are crazy, you need the suit assholes to ground them on reality)

I can say this much about David Fincher: I respect the dude, not because of his vision and shit; but because they probably offered him a ton of money to make a "Director's Cut" and he told them to fuck off.


Movies are what they are. And you can't fix the past! You can't make Grido shot first.

(by pelida77)

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Fences (2016) or How Hollywood is filled with racist pricks



Fences (2016, Denzel Washington) 

Was I in a fucking Time travel machine and we are back in the 30s?
Because, sometimes I feel like Marthin Luther King, or the Greensboro sit-ins never came to pass. Suddenly Trump is president and they didn't give Fences more Oscars because it was a nigro movie. 

They threw Oscars like candies to 12 years a Slave, Black Schindler's List... pft Ha!, a fucking cheap melodrama that looked like a terrible Mexican Telenovela. But this movie that is all about real African Americans, the pain and the moral strength of the black people, real human relationships, couples and parenthood,  gets nothing...fucked in the ass. The real thing not the:




I call it the Soap Moment. The point should be that is wrong to whoop a human being, and not that is  wrong to whoop her "just for a soap" (the scene ends with the camera zooming-in on the soap. Distasteful)


Similar moment on a last year movie:




Why she says Timbuktuuu like that?

(Judging by the posters I though Hidden Figures was a comedy about chubby chicks trying to hide their bodies; like, to go out at night and score).

They gave Lupita Mungu or whatever an Oscar because it makes a nice story: and then they forgot her, back to the dumpster where they found her (same with Precious, who's probably back to her chicken by now)

Oh no! She's in Star Wars, let me guess: Is she a cool Jedi? No! Is the most racist animated character I witness since the days of Little Black Sambo and shit. They didn't want to portray her as... black! They can't use White (which is what they wanted) or green (cause of Yoda)  So they made her brown, but not brown brown, like skin brown: they made her look like shit. Brown in like diarrhea shit.




Denzel Washington gives the performance of a lifetime. Did he get an Oscar: No! Why? Because you already got one boy, we gave you one for pretending to smoke some crack and shit with Ethan Hawke, showing him the ways of the hood. Yeah!

They throw a bone to Viola Davis. Best Female Support. WTF is that!!? She's not supporting anything, she's a main character. They're even together in the fucking prom poster. Mr Bono was a good support! Give him an Oscar.
Best female support my ass. Best Female support that's the kind of Oscar you reserve for the non-white people!  

And then poor Viola cries on stage and makes all that fuzz in her speech, and I totally get her: you take what you can and you run!

It's gotta be really hard seeing year after year some stupid White trash cunt like Jennifer Lawrence and others getting recognition, respect, and for you well... there's nothing: just because of the color of your skin. Oh Lord, isn't that the truth?

Actor in Leading Role? Casey Affleck, Ben Affleck's even more White Brother, and even more un-charismatic if that's any possible!
HE SUCKS! And Manchester by the City is SO fucking boring. His kids fell sleep while burning in the fire for having such a boring dad.
Seems to me, acting in the new Hollywood is looking very tired, and depressed and speak very softly, to make audiences wanna kill themselves.

Actor Supporting Role? Let me guess... Yeah a black man. The consolation prize. Mahershala Ali. 
Great character by the way: the crack dealer with a heart of gold...

Now, the movie is fine (though slow dawg!), but Why da fuck did you gave him an Oscar for?  Well, at least that's a support character alright: Cottonmouth is not in the movie for more than 8 minutes!!! And he does nothing, nothing at all... I don't get it.

Not even a nomination for Denzel as Best Director... ya'know who got a nomination for that? 
Mel Gibson, because Hollywood decided it was time to move on from all that alcoholic anti-semite outburst he was "involve" in the past, (you can't be involve in something like that, either you are a racist or you're not...)

“I will report her to the f***ing people that take f***ing money from the wetbacks."
“You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”
"[Talking about gay people] They take it up the ass. This is only for taking a shit."

Just some minor examples of Mel Gibson's Poetry right there.) But, y'know What? Whatever, I do agree there's worse people than Mel Gibson.


The main issue is that his movie The Hacksaw Bridge sucks. Lemme tell you: There's no bridge over that River Kwai... (and in fact there's no bridge at all to blow out in the movie, it's all about some fucking cliff) Two hours of boredom, with the SpiderMan guy climbing the cliff with ropes and saving the day in the war but refusing to touch a gun...  He could just pretend he's firing the gun like kids do, you know? like: Piu Piu! Piu Piu! 


The movie is so bad I'm almost tempted to talk about it, just one thing to summer-up: Vince Vaungh casted as the Senior Instructor for the recruits. You gotta be effing joking me, right? 
A role that was elevated to the fineness excellencies of art by this fella


What a jingoistic piece of shit. I think Mel did it just to have the opportunity to burn some Asians to the bones with a flamethrower, that racist christian extremist motherfucker.

And then people complaint about how La La Land was racist because Ryan Gospel character wasn't black. He likes Jazz he should be black. Fuck You: music has no color.

Moonlight is a fine movie... is really about self discovery...  "At some point you gotta decide for yourself who you gon' be. Can't let nobody make that decision for you." 

But you know why they gave Moonlight best picture? Because last year there was all this diversity controversy: all 20 actors, and the 5 directors nominees were Whites (as always, I don't know why they just realized it last year).

So they said, this year we're gonna prize a movie about a black kid that happens to be also gay, like double jackpot, right? Let's also give some of the shitty Oscars to the good old black folks.

But they even fucked that up with the whole La La Land won thing! I can't believe it. I would think they did it on purpose if not for one minor detail on the whole mess: Warren Beatty read that shit... And my theory is that he is the one that fucked up! Because, he's really OLD! and old people usually mess up things. 
I think he's secretly 97 by now (These fuckers always lie on their age).




They call him a living legend. Well, to me what's legendary is that he's still breathing, right?

Kids: stay away from alcohol and drugs but not from pussy: The Fountain of Youth (according to a rumor, Warren Beatty fucked at least 3000 bunnies through a secret tunnel that lead from his house to Hugh Hefner's mansion. I'm not making this up: This is real. It seems Jack Nicholson was there too)

But the thing is, when you are old, you're not fully functional... I mean in the mind. So, yeah, I think he wished the White movie to win (I fell in love with La La Land too, it's a better movie than Moonlight) and then made an honest mistake or mix up the envelopes, I don't know, and then they covered him up.    

Well get ready for next year, if we get like the Citizen Kane of Black movies, it won't make a damn difference: they already prized Moonlight this year and Halley Berry in the past for looking black sugar super hot on a swimming suit.


(Oh yeah it was for Monster's Balls... pff Ha, Right!)  

By pelida77