Fences (2016) or How Hollywood is filled with racist pricks

Fences (2016, Denzel Washington) 

Was I in a fucking Time travel machine and we are back in the 30s?

Because, sometimes I feel like Marthin Luther King, or the Greensboro sit-ins never came to pass. Suddenly Trump is president and they didn't give Fences more Oscars because it was a nigro movie. 

They threw Oscars like candies to 12 years a Slave, Black Schindler's List... pft Ha!, a fucking cheap melodrama that looked like a terrible Mexican Telenovela. But this movie that is all about real African Americans, the pain and the moral strength of the black people, real human relationships, couples and parenthood,  gets nothing...fucked in the ass. The real thing not the:

I call it the Soap Moment. The point should be that is wrong to whoop a human being, and not that is  wrong to whoop her "just for a soap" (the scene ends with the camera zooming-in on the soap. Distasteful)

Similar moment on a last year movie:

Why she says Timbuktuuu like that?

(Judging by the posters I though Hidden Figures was a comedy about chubby chicks trying to hide their bodies; like, to go out at night and score).

They gave Lupita Mungu or whatever an Oscar because it makes a nice story: and then they forgot her, back to the dumpster where they found her (same with Precious, who's probably back to her chicken by now)

Oh no! She's in Star Wars, let me guess: Is she a cool Jedi? No! Is the most racist animated character I witness since the days of Little Black Sambo and shit. They didn't want to portray her as... black! They can't use White (which is what they wanted) or green (cause of Yoda)  So they made her brown, but not brown brown, like skin brown: they made her look like shit. Brown in like diarrhea shit.

Denzel Washington gives the performance of a lifetime. Did he get an Oscar: No! Why? Because you already got one boy, we gave you one for pretending to smoke some crack and shit with Ethan Hawke, showing him the ways of the hood. Yeah!

They throw a bone to Viola Davis. Best Female Support. WTF is that!!? She's not supporting anything, she's a main character. They're even together in the fucking prom poster. Mr Bono was a good support! Give him an Oscar.

Best female support my ass. Best Female support that's the kind of Oscar you reserve for the non-white people!  

And then poor Viola cries on stage and makes all that fuzz in her speech, and I totally get her: you take what you can and you run!

It's gotta be really hard seeing year after year some stupid White trash cunt like Jennifer Lawrence and others getting recognition, respect, and for you well... there's nothing: just because of the color of your skin. Oh Lord, isn't that the truth?

Actor in Leading Role? Casey Affleck, Ben Affleck's even more White Brother, and even more un-charismatic if that's any possible!

HE SUCKS! And Manchester by the City is SO fucking boring. His kids fell sleep while burning in the fire for having such a boring dad.

Seems to me, acting in the new Hollywood is looking very tired, and depressed and speak very softly, to make audiences wanna kill themselves.

Actor Supporting Role? Let me guess... Yeah a black man. The consolation prize. Mahershala Ali. 

Great character by the way: the crack dealer with a heart of gold...

Now, the movie is fine (though slow dawg!), but Why da fuck did you gave him an Oscar for?  Well, at least that's a support character alright: Cottonmouth is not in the movie for more than 8 minutes!!! And he does nothing, nothing at all... I don't get it.

Not even a nomination for Denzel as Best Director... ya'know who got a nomination for that? 

Mel Gibson, because Hollywood decided it was time to move on from all that alcoholic anti-semite outburst he was "involve" in the past, (you can't be involve in something like that, either you are a racist or you're not...)

“I will report her to the f***ing people that take f***ing money from the wetbacks."

“You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”

"[Talking about gay people] They take it up the ass. This is only for taking a shit."

Just some minor examples of Mel Gibson's Poetry right there.) But, y'know What? Whatever, I do agree there's worse people than Mel Gibson.

The main issue is that his movie The Hacksaw Bridge sucks. Lemme tell you: There's no bridge over that River Kwai... (and in fact there's no bridge at all to blow out in the movie, it's all about some fucking cliff) Two hours of boredom, with the SpiderMan guy climbing the cliff with ropes and saving the day in the war but refusing to touch a gun...  He could just pretend he's firing the gun like kids do, you know? like: Piu Piu! Piu Piu! 

The movie is so bad I'm almost tempted to talk about it, just one thing to summer-up: Vince Vaungh casted as the Senior Instructor for the recruits. You gotta be effing joking me, right? 

A role that was elevated to the fineness excellencies of art by this fella

What a jingoistic piece of shit. I think Mel did it just to have the opportunity to burn some Asians to the bones with a flamethrower, that racist christian extremist motherfucker.

And then people complaint about how La La Land was racist because Ryan Gospel character wasn't black. He likes Jazz he should be black. Fuck You: music has no color.

Moonlight is a fine movie... is really about self discovery...  "At some point you gotta decide for yourself who you gon' be. Can't let nobody make that decision for you." 

But you know why they gave Moonlight best picture? Because last year there was all this diversity controversy: all 20 actors, and the 5 directors nominees were Whites (as always, I don't know why they just realized it last year).

So they said, this year we're gonna prize a movie about a black kid that happens to be also gay, like double jackpot, right? Let's also give some of the shitty Oscars to the good old black folks.

But they even fucked that up with the whole La La Land won thing! I can't believe it. I would think they did it on purpose if not for one minor detail on the whole mess: Warren Beatty read that shit... And my theory is that he is the one that fucked up! Because, he's really OLD! and old people usually mess up things. 

I think he's secretly 97 by now (These fuckers always lie on their age).

They call him a living legend. Well, to me what's legendary is that he's still breathing, right?

Kids: stay away from alcohol and drugs but not from pussy: The Fountain of Youth (according to a rumor, Warren Beatty fucked at least 3000 bunnies through a secret tunnel that lead from his house to Hugh Hefner's mansion. I'm not making this up: This is real. It seems Jack Nicholson was there too)

But the thing is, when you are old, you're not fully functional... I mean in the mind. So, yeah, I think he wished the White movie to win (I fell in love with La La Land too, it's a better movie than Moonlight) and then made an honest mistake or mix up the envelopes, I don't know, and then they covered him up.    

Well get ready for next year, if we get like the Citizen Kane of Black movies, it won't make a damn difference: they already prized Moonlight this year and Halley Berry in the past for looking black sugar super hot on a swimming suit.

(Oh yeah it was for Monster's Balls... pff Ha, Right!)  

By pelida77